My Friends and what I think of them =D

I only profiled me yesterday, but now I shall profile my friends also! And later I'll tell you about my day! (Two posts in one day! YAY!) Ok, I'm not gonna tell you their real names, but they'll know who they are!

Death(The Green Noonoo): My best friend! He is blonde and I love his eyes cos they remind me of Patrick Jane's. He is very small and zany. He gets up to amazingly amusing antics and I love him for them. As a brother that is. He is also the Walpole stripper and lives under the bridge. He likes Toad(Nintendo) and Zaraki Kenpachi(Bleach). He is frenzied but loveable! How I love my little fucked up brother. (He's older than me) Here is his blog: http://firstblogyaywhatfun.blogspot.com

Juice Man!(Ladyman): An epic guy, like Death, he is like a younger brother to me! (He's still older ¬_¬). He helps so much and has had more relationships than I can count! SLUT! He is trustworthy, but he is very naive. He is more perverted than he used to be, thanks to me and Jose. He has nice hair and is a skinny fuck! Nice eyes too ^_^. And he's American. Blog be here: http://linkeyboy.blogspot.com/

Space-Whore(Jerkins Perkins): My Nee-chan is an amazing girl! But lacks self-esteem, like most of us. Amazing eyes, body, face and hair. Lucky bitch ¬_¬. Kind, generous and funny(she shares my sense of humour). She's trustworthy and smart! (And short) and everyone seems to like her ¬_¬. She helps me when I'm down and is my beloved Nee-chan! My favourite Sis! =3

Jago: My big brutha! Goin out with Space-Whore(not incest! I think of them as siblings! they arent really!) He's very attractive really, nice hair ;). He has a sick Dead Space squeal. He has a few anger issues and loves to fight, good at it too. He is the most similiar to me in how he thinks, therefore I find it hard to trust him. But I can now! =D He's a skinny shit like Juicy and he is epic on teh drums! Good at making Dubstep as well! I love his Dubstep. He seems to be the one getting us into all the music =D

Sexy Jojo: A very good friend! Constantly worrying about me and annoyed at my evasions. Very talented, good at piano, drums and skateboarding. I'm slightly envious you could say -.- Oh yeah, and parkour. Stupid little monkey ¬_¬ She has good ol' blue eyes! Like Death, she's about his height too... :P She's a bit less willing to join in our perverted activities than Space-Whore is. Still, what an epic biatch!

José: Is quite an epic guy, very humble... ¬_¬ Likes to say how awesome he is, I agree but I doubt he actually thinks that. He's a sick Rugby player and quite strong. He's been my friend since primary school, epic guy. He takes beatings like a man, and is kind enough not to hit back against Yeti, though I doubt he'd win. Him and Yeti are like brothers and are sick guys. He is one of the shirtless brigade along with me and Death. Heavy Hitter of the team.

He is an amazing big foot, he’s strong and heavy, not someone you wanna mess with. He has legendary generosity, and a sick collection of shoes, hats and glasses. He has gaming skillz and is epic at science(among other things). He has a clichéd love of cute things(It’s always the big guy!). He also seems to have an odd attraction to torture devices, and scares a few people with his knowledge. I think he does it for the look on their faces. Also, he likes to hit José, A LOT. An epic big guy, how unsurprising!

Satan's Pron(Horny Hentai Polska Bitch): Amazingly horny and sexy. Sparkles is lucky to have her. Me and her generally have either generally perverted discussions or more specifically about pron. =D She’s very funny and messed up, and we all love her for it! Though she can be very blunt… e.g SEXX! She watches Hentai and dislike tentacles… THANK GOD FOR THE SECOND BIT! In all an amazing biatch… KEEP OWNING!

Sparkles(Irish Ninja): An epic asshole! He is unbelievable ninja! He likes potato, he’s funny: “Sir, he appears to have come down with a condition some doctors, myself included, refer to a deadness”. He now knows how to castrate people and I don’t trust him with this. He is impossible to sleep next to and makes too much noise. His pranks are second to none. He is a fucking DEATH GOD!

Daddy: An epic girl. That surprised you I bet! Anyhow, she’s funny, she’s embarrassing when she does stuff with mommy! She is a brilliant dad, and my mum is very happy with her! ^_^

Thats it for now... fuck off