Day 1:... The Wig

My first post! woopee ¬_¬

It appears to be my first post. Hmm... maybe copying Juicy was a bad idea... Oh screwit! Anyhow you may be startled at my e-mail and its explicit nature, if so, you are a pussy and stop reading now. Stopped? Or are you not a pussy? Or are you just offended? Why am I saying this? Anyhow, if you want to find someone to kill me for this stupidity my name is Angus Hines, and I attend Elthorne Park Highschool.

I believe in Yoshi as God and I want Urahara for president! (Despite living and being born in the UK). I prefer Tacgnol over Longcat and cannot wait for Catnarok. The world will be a better place!

My favourite comics ever are JTHM and Sequential Art(In which Leonard is my favourite character!). I wish to read from the holy book of Shittingdicknipples and I have spoken with Raptor Jesus. And there was much rejoicing.

As you all know there was a time, now remember those words and DONT LOOK LEFT! That is all I can say.

Anyhow, on to my day, as you can tell there was a wig, but that comes later. First I got into work, amazingly, and decided to avoid doing work for a while. Eventually they gave me work and I did it as quickly as possible so I could slack off again.

I took my lunch break then and talked to Kamila(My daughter) on FB and we had a rather intricate discussion about pron. Unfortunately I seem to remember it involving tentacles... >.<

I was then given the amazing job of cleaning the cupboard and organising the shit inside! ¬_¬ took awhile. But! I found an amazing wig, it was bright yellow on one side and bright green on the other! I put it on my head and it wouldn't come off! IT TRIED TO EAT MY FUCKING HEAD! Then the big bossman came along and I thought I was screwed. But, he just says 'Nice wig, I think we should show everyone.' Looks round the corner 'Oh shit, they're actually working.' and he just walked off. I was thinking wtf? But then I realised I had to get back to work. It took 2 whole fucking hours ><

When I got back all was good and I had bacon, cheering me up. I then decided to look at TV tropes and Cyanide and Happiness. TV tropes gave me this message 'The database hates you right now. The entry might exist or it might not exist. We would clear this mystery up for you, if we could get to the database. We tried to look it up, but the database puked up an error:Can't connect to My SQL server on 'localhost' (10061)' The internet officially hates me now.

Goodbye, I'm going to cry, write again tomorrow!