Day ?? First post in Fuck-long (FOR LAVENDER!)

WOOOOOW! How long has it been since I posted? Quite a while I'd say... but I am back! (At least for now :P )Unfortunately I am no longer my bitter and angry self! I am happy... in a way XD. Now what I did today... I went to Yeti(Or now... the ABOMBINABUBBLE!)! Aaaah, good times.

First thing I did was wake up, it was a momentous occasion and there was much rejoicing. Then I showered like the clean person I am and went downstairs. I then watched the first episode of the new series of Darker than BLACK, which was awesome. So. Fucking. Awesome...

Yeah, then I headed off to Yeti's house. When I got there no-one else was there, except Yeti of course XD. We talked for a bit and I stole music from him, awesome music. We played ODST for a while with me rejoicing at the lines my character yelled, such as "NICE CATCH! With your face..." We were about to play Grifball, when, Ding-dong, a Midget appeared! We let him in and began to play. I'm not gonna bore you with the details, aside from when an aggravated Yeti chased a guy around the stadium shouting "GIVE ME BACK MY BOMB!" Then A Man appeared on a boat with his own keys to the Yeti's house :O Oh yeah, he also brought a Fag. A very lovable fag, but still: A fag.

We played a bit of lagging big team and got annoyed. But who cares? We went downstairs and cotched, with chips and dip. Eventually Yeti and Boatman went to get fags. So me, Ameriman and Midgetman went upstairs and I played Portal. Eventually, I got to the Companion Cube... And I found love, it's the only thing I love at the moment. Well, as far as you know XD

Then Nee-chan, LukeLobotomy and Monkey turned up. Ameriman left, and I left not long after. Me and Ameriman don't smoke you see, though, the others do. And I couldn't stand the fag increase after Ameriman left.

Then I came home and talked to my daughter :P I told her about the awesome-ness of Nathan Fillion. He are teh best Actor evar. Now I am eating Meringues. They are tasty =3

Thats all for today. Gooooodbye, I might even post tomorrow ;)
xx

Day 8: Back to school!

I was back at school today! I met everyone again, I feel happier! XD LAVE TO ALL MAH FRIENDS! I missed you guys. Back at school we started on the exams >_<>

Lunch next, XD epic! I say that for everything =/ Oh well(I say that alot too) I attempted to become a statue, ate caek and had fun with friends! Aaaah how I love you guys!

Then was Math, in the most epic lesson in ages! C= We had it in an AIR CONDITIONED ROOM!

Me and Simon talked all lesson, and We had fun.

Geog last, the highlight of the lesson being this:

"Put an f in front of longitude"

"Flongitude?"

"You're adopted"

And I got home and talked to peoplez, including Miriam! God she's interessting to talk to!

That was fun! SEE YOU TOMORROWZ GUYZ!

Day 7: NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Yes, as the title says, I did fuckall today! ^_^ Fortunately so did everyone else, so I didn't have that feeling or unjust resentment which I hate so much. I don't know why I'm blogging today considering I did nothing. Oh well, I s'pose I'll just do it every day no matter what happens.

I talked with people today, yea, how fun. But I did add Miriam on FB, YAY! We is havin an uber long Bleach discussion atm and is very fun. Also got Martha to read Sequential Art(The ultimate webcomic)

That's pretty much it, aside from my newly found dread about the gig. =/

G'night! Not really much there... =/

Songs for gig! XD

Apparently we have a gig for next year! I'm excited already and I'm gonna note the songs we're gonna do, comment your vote for the last one!

Brighten Up Your Day:

A smile lights my face,
To think, I've found my place,
You anchor me down,
But lift up my frown

You don't think,
You just do,
You're impulsive,
I should be too

________
Chorus

You've made it brighter today
With everything you say
_________

I'm trapped in your eyes,
You see through my lies,
A smile touches you lips,
And part as we kiss

You're Selfless,
True Kindness,
If I was like that,
I wouldn't be in this mess
________
Chorus X2
________

You cheer me up,
Push it down,
The fear,
That's all I've known,
Until now

_________
Chorus X3
_________

Monochrome:

You watch it all with a critics eye,
of Those who you judge worthy to die,
Until you learn there is something more,
You'll still think there is nothing to live for

People who are as dark as night,
You set trouble to 'aide' their plight,
No redemption, no regret,
You truly do have your heart set
________________________________
Chorus

You see the world in black and white,
You class it all as wrong and right,
Even those you hate still have a home,
Your view of life is Monochrome
________________________________

They cannot be forgiven,
They will not change,
You're a man that's driven,
But your views are strange

You watch others but keep yourself clean,
Wait til they cross the line which only you can see,
They're gone, never coming back,
As you will eliminate them from their pack

__________
Chorus
__________

You're a hypocrite,
So full of it,
You cross the line you made yourself,
You're stuck in deep but you won't get help

Do you have dreams
and happy thoughts?
Do have nightmares,
like you ought?

_______________
Chorus
_______________

Store-Bought Desolation:

I got out of bed,
Just to get back in again,
Til I find out what they said,
I'll never know what they meant

I keep watching,
the war-torn news,
I'm still waiting,
For some peaceful views

______
Chorus

It's just my,
Store-bought Desolation
I don't care 'bout your,
Fightin' for your nation.
You can achieve peace,
Just stop the fightin'
Or come with me,
And we can leave,
Forever
_______

Where lies your pride?
Where are your voices?
You seem like you hide,
amongst ambient noises

People who know best,
Never know what to say,
So they're as bad as the rest,
At the end of the day
_______
Chorus
_______

Our civilization Put them through Hell,
Past the point of Persuasion,
Just because they wouldn't sell,
Anything but Desolation,

Day 6: Water fight and a tree

Not much today, but what did happen was fucking legend and was good in general. I went to the park and noone was there. After a while I went to Luke's and listened to sick dubstep ^_^

I went to the park after a while and met Juicy, we went and got drinks after a short exchange.

We got free water and then Juicy bought me Oasis in return for my water. Not a bad trade :P Still think I should pay him back though. We got to the park and I drank my Oasis. I picked up his water and threw it to him. He threw it back. We exchanged it several times. The lid came off at one point, but I threw it at him anyway, he was veeeeeery wet ^.^ He climbed the tree and we played with the other bottle. At one point he threw the bottle down and I was about to take the lid off when he complained so I just threw it to him with it on. He clamied it was 'his turn' and took the lid off. He threw it at me and I dodged, he realised he'd only got himself.

I climbed the tree, we talked for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages and I complained about everyone not turning up cos I would be able to see them til monday =/

Then me and Juicy went to tescos and complained how cheap the people giving out free water were, cos they had gone >:(

We went back and I realised I didnt really have enough time to sit in the tree so we talked for a while and I left without seeing everyone, and now I'm annoyed cos you're actually all meeting tomorrow! FUCK FUCK FUCK!

I'm not a happy bunny atm ¬_¬

post tomorrow

Day 5: Sperm Whales

Decent day today, 'cept I threw up again. Fun. I barely worked today and went to see Martha and Joey during their lunch break. Fun (not sarcasm). We made an activity involving a sperm whale toy ;) epicnicity in the making! I came home and had a shower... very fucking cold shower -.-

I went to the park to meet peoples and saw Juicy goin down the road, so I went with him and gave mah daddeh a hand finding a kewl little shiny ting. We went to the park and went on the swings. I listened to music and blanked everyone, which I did quite a few times during the day. I think I made people worried =/

Explained there was nothin wrong to Jago, and I think he told Jerkins too. Why do people worry? I'm not worth it. There was nothing wrong anyhow. Yeti and Jose took Jojo home and I waited around with Jago and Jerkins. Jerkins decided to go home so we went too. I got home and I havent eaten anything yet I'm not hungry.

Cya tommorrowz...

Day 4: Illness

Update time! Today was shit, and I'm gonna be brief about it, first I got to work and was bored and got jealous of Emily that she was off. I talked to Kamila a bit and did work.

The work was mainly, as follows:

-Click

-Not responding

-Send error report?

-Repeated more than 50 times just so ya know

I couldn't eat my cakes cos I was ill and got to leave half an hour early cos I thought I was gonna puke. I then puked in their bathroom. Fucking fun as hell.

I fell asleep on the train and woke up at Osterley, so I got back on the train and went to Northfields so that I could have something decent in my day.

At the park I met Juicy, Jose and Simon, we made stupid jokes and I stole Juicy's CD XP

Chloe came along and we made very perverted jokes, one of which being Jose shouting "Nice ass" after a jogger. Joey came along and we moved over to the swings. After I went I forgot my bag and Juicy took back his CD apparently ¬_¬ Joey delivered it to me and I went and got a bus with Jose and Simon.

I got home and I feel shit, and that was my day, now sorry for ruining yours.

Fuck off

Day 3: Gypsy for a day

Not much shizzle done today :(

Firts my iPod was corrupted and my Computer had fun taunting me about it! So I reset it and told the computer to fuck off. It ignored me, to aloof for me eh? Ya faggot! Um... sorry about that.

On the train I tried to sit down, to have an old lady hit me over the back of the head with her bag and steal my seat :( I headed up the gigantic escalator to be blocked by a family taking up the whole fucking thing! Biatches! I asked them to move and they told me to shut up. Seriously, some people these days!

I got to work and decided to listen to all my Green Day. Good times, I basically sat waiting for work like this =3 When they finally gave me work it was writing an article so I wrote it. They gave me another one, so I wrote that too. Nothing could spoil my mood, until Leticia gave me the job of sorting out the address book =( I sent my articles off for evaluation and started. I got one of the articles back and corrected it. I was about to carry on with my job when they told me to change computer!

I spent the rest of the day changing computer as they saw fit. I became a FUCKING GYPSY!

Oh well is fine now... anyhow, Post again tomorrow!

Day 2:... The escalator and Flood Juice

I didn't really do much today, 'cept some FUN STUFF! I woke up late and had a shower as per usual. I went to work and read on the train. Fun. I got to work half an hour early... =/ So I went on FB, =D

After a while I noticed them looking at me writing on my blog and decided to download the tab renamizer for Firefox. Then I talked to Kamila about pron again, and how she was getting married to Sparkles. And there was much rejoicing.

I wrote an article about footvolley and then was asked to do a new article. I slacked off and managed to get a 2 and a half hour lunch break of talking to my daughter. T'was fun. I then called Justin and had this chat here:
"Dude, I'm supposed to be working"
"So am I"
"I had to sneak off to the bathroom to talk"
"So did I"

After work I went to Juicy's and got there before him. So I greeted his family and went up to his room. I modded my avatar on Juicy's 360 'Yoshiharazard' and started playing the classic Halo 3. I had a moment of ultimate inspiration after Juicy got back and gave a marine a rocket launcher. This marine proceeded to kill 2 hunters on his own and a brute chieftain with grav hammer. Amazing sonofabitch.

Then we played together and did the first level on Legendary, was fun and screwy, took a while but we did it! A brilliant achievement for retards, I do say.

I went home after that and talked to Sexy Jojo, Satan's Porn and Nee-chan, whom I'm still talking too.

WHAT A FUN DAY!

My Friends and what I think of them =D

I only profiled me yesterday, but now I shall profile my friends also! And later I'll tell you about my day! (Two posts in one day! YAY!) Ok, I'm not gonna tell you their real names, but they'll know who they are!

Death(The Green Noonoo): My best friend! He is blonde and I love his eyes cos they remind me of Patrick Jane's. He is very small and zany. He gets up to amazingly amusing antics and I love him for them. As a brother that is. He is also the Walpole stripper and lives under the bridge. He likes Toad(Nintendo) and Zaraki Kenpachi(Bleach). He is frenzied but loveable! How I love my little fucked up brother. (He's older than me) Here is his blog: http://firstblogyaywhatfun.blogspot.com

Juice Man!(Ladyman): An epic guy, like Death, he is like a younger brother to me! (He's still older ¬_¬). He helps so much and has had more relationships than I can count! SLUT! He is trustworthy, but he is very naive. He is more perverted than he used to be, thanks to me and Jose. He has nice hair and is a skinny fuck! Nice eyes too ^_^. And he's American. Blog be here: http://linkeyboy.blogspot.com/

Space-Whore(Jerkins Perkins): My Nee-chan is an amazing girl! But lacks self-esteem, like most of us. Amazing eyes, body, face and hair. Lucky bitch ¬_¬. Kind, generous and funny(she shares my sense of humour). She's trustworthy and smart! (And short) and everyone seems to like her ¬_¬. She helps me when I'm down and is my beloved Nee-chan! My favourite Sis! =3

Jago: My big brutha! Goin out with Space-Whore(not incest! I think of them as siblings! they arent really!) He's very attractive really, nice hair ;). He has a sick Dead Space squeal. He has a few anger issues and loves to fight, good at it too. He is the most similiar to me in how he thinks, therefore I find it hard to trust him. But I can now! =D He's a skinny shit like Juicy and he is epic on teh drums! Good at making Dubstep as well! I love his Dubstep. He seems to be the one getting us into all the music =D

Sexy Jojo: A very good friend! Constantly worrying about me and annoyed at my evasions. Very talented, good at piano, drums and skateboarding. I'm slightly envious you could say -.- Oh yeah, and parkour. Stupid little monkey ¬_¬ She has good ol' blue eyes! Like Death, she's about his height too... :P She's a bit less willing to join in our perverted activities than Space-Whore is. Still, what an epic biatch!

José: Is quite an epic guy, very humble... ¬_¬ Likes to say how awesome he is, I agree but I doubt he actually thinks that. He's a sick Rugby player and quite strong. He's been my friend since primary school, epic guy. He takes beatings like a man, and is kind enough not to hit back against Yeti, though I doubt he'd win. Him and Yeti are like brothers and are sick guys. He is one of the shirtless brigade along with me and Death. Heavy Hitter of the team.

He is an amazing big foot, he’s strong and heavy, not someone you wanna mess with. He has legendary generosity, and a sick collection of shoes, hats and glasses. He has gaming skillz and is epic at science(among other things). He has a clichéd love of cute things(It’s always the big guy!). He also seems to have an odd attraction to torture devices, and scares a few people with his knowledge. I think he does it for the look on their faces. Also, he likes to hit José, A LOT. An epic big guy, how unsurprising!

Satan's Pron(Horny Hentai Polska Bitch): Amazingly horny and sexy. Sparkles is lucky to have her. Me and her generally have either generally perverted discussions or more specifically about pron. =D She’s very funny and messed up, and we all love her for it! Though she can be very blunt… e.g SEXX! She watches Hentai and dislike tentacles… THANK GOD FOR THE SECOND BIT! In all an amazing biatch… KEEP OWNING!

Sparkles(Irish Ninja): An epic asshole! He is unbelievable ninja! He likes potato, he’s funny: “Sir, he appears to have come down with a condition some doctors, myself included, refer to a deadness”. He now knows how to castrate people and I don’t trust him with this. He is impossible to sleep next to and makes too much noise. His pranks are second to none. He is a fucking DEATH GOD!

Daddy: An epic girl. That surprised you I bet! Anyhow, she’s funny, she’s embarrassing when she does stuff with mommy! She is a brilliant dad, and my mum is very happy with her! ^_^

Thats it for now... fuck off

Day 1:... The Wig

My first post! woopee ¬_¬

It appears to be my first post. Hmm... maybe copying Juicy was a bad idea... Oh screwit! Anyhow you may be startled at my e-mail and its explicit nature, if so, you are a pussy and stop reading now. Stopped? Or are you not a pussy? Or are you just offended? Why am I saying this? Anyhow, if you want to find someone to kill me for this stupidity my name is Angus Hines, and I attend Elthorne Park Highschool.

I believe in Yoshi as God and I want Urahara for president! (Despite living and being born in the UK). I prefer Tacgnol over Longcat and cannot wait for Catnarok. The world will be a better place!

My favourite comics ever are JTHM and Sequential Art(In which Leonard is my favourite character!). I wish to read from the holy book of Shittingdicknipples and I have spoken with Raptor Jesus. And there was much rejoicing.

As you all know there was a time, now remember those words and DONT LOOK LEFT! That is all I can say.

Anyhow, on to my day, as you can tell there was a wig, but that comes later. First I got into work, amazingly, and decided to avoid doing work for a while. Eventually they gave me work and I did it as quickly as possible so I could slack off again.

I took my lunch break then and talked to Kamila(My daughter) on FB and we had a rather intricate discussion about pron. Unfortunately I seem to remember it involving tentacles... >.<

I was then given the amazing job of cleaning the cupboard and organising the shit inside! ¬_¬ took awhile. But! I found an amazing wig, it was bright yellow on one side and bright green on the other! I put it on my head and it wouldn't come off! IT TRIED TO EAT MY FUCKING HEAD! Then the big bossman came along and I thought I was screwed. But, he just says 'Nice wig, I think we should show everyone.' Looks round the corner 'Oh shit, they're actually working.' and he just walked off. I was thinking wtf? But then I realised I had to get back to work. It took 2 whole fucking hours ><

When I got back all was good and I had bacon, cheering me up. I then decided to look at TV tropes and Cyanide and Happiness. TV tropes gave me this message 'The database hates you right now. The entry might exist or it might not exist. We would clear this mystery up for you, if we could get to the database. We tried to look it up, but the database puked up an error:Can't connect to My SQL server on 'localhost' (10061)' The internet officially hates me now.

Goodbye, I'm going to cry, write again tomorrow!